Here's the the official description for episode 9.13, which is charmingly called "The Purge"! Ewww.
SAM AND DEAN GO UNDERCOVER AT A SPA --- Sam (Jared Padalecki) and Dean (Jensen Ackles) investigate recent murders where the victims were hundreds of pounds lighter after their deaths. Suspecting witches, the two go undercover at a fancy day spa that all of the victims had attended for weight loss. While Sam is hired as a fitness instructor, Dean takes kitchen duty. After Dean swipes some tainted food and passes out, the guys realise someone is drugging the guests and literally sucking all of the fat out of them until they die. Phil Sgriccia directed the episode written by Eric Charmelo & Nicole Snyder.
Yay Phil! And Eric and Nicole wrote Dog Dean Afternoon this season, which was a peach!
You know...I once wrote a fanfic about the boys going to a health spa to solve a haunting. The health spa turned out to be a nudist colony! That should really happen.
This synopsis sounds awesome if for no other reason than I've just watched "Road Trip" and I'm feeling sad. This synopsis makes me sigh a great big relieved sigh. Let's get to here quickly please.
Also, sign my up for a massage! And Dean working in a kitchen...never gonna be a good idea!