I feel like Dean Winchester is trying to kill me this season...please see above for evidence of my attempted murder.....
Anyhoo...hello preview! It's episode 6 of the season...IT'S ALL HAPPENING TOO FAST! Oh my gosh, we're only a few episodes away from the mid season finale! Slow down stupid time!
Okie dokie (I like me, I said okie dokie) where we at?
Sam and Dean discovered what Amara aka The Darkness aka Evil Tween, is growing like a weed...a really nasty weed, and scarfing down souls! Binge soulling you could say. Or not.
It's pay back time!
Sam and Dean are ready to take down Amara! (Probably not)
Cas is ready to to take down Metatron! (Probably not)
Crowley is still being a creepy, weird Uncle from Hell! (Most definitely)
Dean will tell Sam about the bond!
Here's how I think it's going to go down.
Sam's going to be like this....
While this is happening...
Okay...before I do this whole preview in memes...which would be an interesting challenge, and one I may have to attempt some time...here is this week's synopsis!
“Our Little World”
METRATRON RETURNS — Castiel (Misha Collins) seeks out Metatron’s (guest star Curtis Armstrong) help to stop the Darkness. However, Metatron is pretty happy with his new life as a freelance videographer for the local news and isn’t inclined to help the Winchesters (Jared Padalecki, Jensen Ackles) or Castiel. Meanwhile, Crowley (Mark Sheppard) is losing his hold on Amara. John Showalter directed the episode written by Robert Berens (#1106). Original airdate 11/11/2015.
IS THIS THE FIRST SYNOPSIS THAT HAS EVER FAILED TO TELL US WHAT THE WINCHESTERS ARE ACTUALLY GOING TO BE DOING? *slaps synopsis about the chops*
This episode sounds chockers. EVERYBODY IS IN IT!
Of course we know Sam and Dean are going to try and confront Amara...and by confront I mean kill and by kill I mean not be able to kill. So I guess the Sam and Dean and Amara and Crowley stories are going to intersect. Then Cas is going to be off beating up Metatron (who so deserves it)...and getting his hands on this...
Nice work Cas! *slow clap in appreciation* Looks like Cas gets his hands on the Demon tablet! But will it help? WELL THAT WOULD BE TOO EASY! WE KNOW YOU, SHOW!
Okay...here are the CW and CHCH promos...which are same same but different.
Two things... who is the God we're sparing the rod on? Amara isn't a God...at least that's not what we've been told...and no one else is a God in this scenario...so yeah... just because it rhymes doesn't mean you put it in the promo. Semantics? Maybe... but come on, we're sticklers for that kind of thing!
I have to admit the line about The Darkness the band made me guffaw. Someone had to say it! Trust it to be Metatron. Smart arse.
Let's look at the sneak peek which this week (that rhyme was okay because it was accidental), was hosted by ET (not the little alien dude).
GAH! Deaaaannnnnnnnnnnn... Okay. I kind of get it. He doesn't know what the bond thing is or if it even exists yet. because he hasn't really been in close proximity...yet. But I recognise that face at the end there, Winchester. That's your OH SHIT face.
Here's another sneak peek!
Here's another sneak peek!
So they're searching for evidence of the soulless? Geesh! That could be a lot of candidates! I can point them in direction of a few! But why did the kitty have to die! Whyyyyyyy?
In other news...I so love the boys in their Fed suits. Love!
Here's a juicy little titbit from EW...
“Obviously there is some odd connection,” Jensen Ackles tells EW. “Opportunities are going to present themselves to Dean and this is where we see he’s unable to act in a way that we would normally think Dean would act. There’s this odd hold that the Darkness has over him and he doesn’t know A) What is it; B) How to deal with it; and C) Whether it’s going to get worse or better.”
Hmmmm sounds super dooper interesting! But... DAMN YOU MARK OF CAIN! LEAVE HIM ALONE! Stupid Mark of Cain residue. Please don't let it get worse...please...
It's going to get worse isn't it...
And Sam's not going to know...because A. Dean won't tell him because he's freaking out and B. this...
(I could totally do this whole preview in memes)
So another full on mythology episode with our entire regular cast! Awesomeness! I've been enjoying how the big picture arc has been playing out each week a hell of a lot. 6 episodes in and we're yet to have a completely mythology free episode! That's so cool!
"For now." How long do you think it's going to be before The Darkness kicks Crowley to the curb? I'd say as soon as she's not a teen...or possibly before! If the whack to the back of the head in the CW promo is anything to go by. I'm looking forward to Amara being the grow'd up Amara Dean met in the smog at the beginning of the season. I'm looking forward to finding out her game plan. I just hope Dean's not involved. HE'S BE THROUGH ENOUGH, SHOW! WE ALL HAVE! Geesh.
Enjoy the epi everyone!